1 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:10,000 You know I have always had a lot of hand with gardening. 2 00:00:10,040 --> 00:00:11,720 It's just that I have become a camel. 3 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:13,640 -Fuck, tita, you're Tony Soprano. 4 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,240 -Police! Everyone on the ground! 5 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:17,560 -Register them all. -Pussy! Okay! 6 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:19,880 -That's mine. -Because of this bag I can't stop her. 7 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:22,640 I stop her for major traffic of narcotics. 8 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:25,040 -I love you tenderly. 9 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:30,320 (SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN) 10 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:33,680 -What does it mean? -Thank you for giving me love. 11 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:36,520 -I miss you. 12 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:39,160 -Wait. Does that mean What are you forgiving me? 13 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:43,280 Tell your cousin I'm sorry. 14 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:47,080 -Gee! Asun, what a surprise and what joy! 15 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:49,960 My name is no longer Asun. Now I'm Amira. 16 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:53,080 -Mom wants tomorrow I go back to her. 17 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:55,520 -Mr. Esteban does not like what I'm going to tell. 18 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:58,200 -What have you been covering? to this woman every year? 19 00:00:58,240 --> 00:01:01,280 -I'm very sorry not to have been there. -Fuck you in the ass, mom. 20 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:03,320 -Esteban, tell him something. -That is not said. 21 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:06,720 They say screw you in the ass, princess Amira. 22 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:08,200 -Choni! Come on! 23 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:09,720 Old! Hey! 24 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:12,040 -I'm calling you from the police station. 25 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:15,040 How do you think about becoming a camel? I'm out in 48 hours. 26 00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:17,560 The problem is let them catch me something else. 27 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:20,600 Sirs. 28 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:24,640 Should we sign him up for some class? You have all the Police 29 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:28,280 of Vicálvaro camping outside. This will come with a court order. 30 00:01:28,960 --> 00:01:32,680 This can be international. Pablo Escobar too 31 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:35,560 He is a town gentleman. We need a wildebeest. 32 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:38,800 The oldest wildebeest is sacrificed to let the rest of the herd cross. 33 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:41,240 But what do you want, sacrifice mom? 34 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:44,240 -Is the van ready? Loaded to the brim. 35 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:47,240 I thank you for the sacrifice What are you going to do for our family? 36 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:48,520 -What sacrifice? 37 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:52,080 -You bastard, let her go! -They are firecrackers, sir. 38 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:58,400 -Run, these bastards They are taking the marijuana. 39 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:08,360 -Where the hell do we take her? -Take it, I'll guide you. 40 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:10,800 There, there! Right, right! 41 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:13,400 No, no, no! Let's go with a van 42 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:15,400 of marijuana through the center of Vicálvaro. 43 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:17,920 If you don't mind, criminal, focus a little. 44 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:19,840 Careful! The lighter! 45 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:22,000 What lighter? The one with the car. I dropped it. 46 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:25,280 (THEY SPEAK AT THE SAME TIME) -Step on it, pull. 47 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:27,600 This is burning! Don't fuck around! 48 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:31,040 Yes, it's burning! Open the window! It doesn't open! 49 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:36,160 I think I'm getting high. Yes, I'm breathing it too. 50 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:39,480 Open the window. I'm getting the point and everything. 51 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:42,320 Damn, I'm getting high. 52 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:47,280 Raúl, don't breathe the drug. Hold on. It's inevitable it's in the air, 53 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:50,000 like love. -The mother who gave birth to him. 54 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:52,160 I love you too, don't get jealous. 55 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:55,400 You're high again. Attention, attention! 56 00:02:55,440 --> 00:03:00,280 You have arrived in your city the upholsterer's truck! 57 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:03,720 I shit on the mother who gave birth to me! -Don't make me nervous. 58 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:05,560 What the hell are you doing? 59 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:08,600 - Dude, they're going to catch us! with all this shit! 60 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:10,760 How it makes me feel when he talks like in "Narcos"? 61 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:14,200 Tell me "silver or lead", honey. -Come on, help me. 62 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:28,080 -Andrei. 63 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:31,240 In the end you haven't gone to Russia. 64 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:33,920 -I get work back with Mr. Esteban. 65 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:39,880 Come to say that I when I think 66 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:42,040 never think about you. 67 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:46,040 -Very good, very nice. Have you come to tell me that? 68 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:50,160 I say that when I don't think, 69 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:52,720 then always think of you. 70 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:54,120 -As? 71 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:56,920 I have to think about other things I stop not thinking about you. 72 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:59,080 -Andrei, I don't follow you. 73 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:04,560 -Thugs like footballers They can't come out of the closet. 74 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:07,240 -Oh, right? 75 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,040 -But I can miss you from the closet. 76 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:15,800 Sorry, wet eyes. 77 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:20,600 -Are we saying goodbye again? 78 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:34,600 You have to screw yourself, Jaime, that you have fallen in love with a hitman. 79 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:41,760 For me, the police station is always It has been a temple of security, 80 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:44,840 a guarantee of law and order, and now it scares me. 81 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:47,720 Because of you, quinqui. -And what do you want from me? 82 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:51,440 -Jackie, Magdalena. Well, thank you very much for everything. 83 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:54,800 You are majestic. You have to come to see me in Villa Sola. 84 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:57,640 There are many marriageable men there. Carmina, come here. 85 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:59,920 -Oh, Pepa! Family! Godmother! 86 00:04:59,960 --> 00:05:02,440 We have missed you a lot. If it's been two days, 87 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:06,480 like a vacation. Hey, what about the surplus? And the marijuana? 88 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:09,040 Have you sold it? Have you removed skins or not? 89 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:12,880 -Let's say we got rid of her. We spread it around Vicálvaro. 90 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:16,120 Carmina, I don't know if you give a damn or a hug. 91 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:18,800 But how do you think of it? What would happen if father and mother 92 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:21,360 they will raise their heads and would they know that you are a trafficker? 93 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:23,960 They were dying again. With that I pay half of the debt. 94 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:27,520 If I had known where it came from that money, I wouldn't have accepted it. 95 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,760 Come here. Have you had a checkup? 96 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:32,680 Because I don't think you're okay. It has given you an air. 97 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:35,720 If not... They were going to put you in in prison for life. 98 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:37,960 But it was for a good cause, the family 99 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:41,000 We love you, Tita. You are not going to traffic again. 100 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:43,520 I promise you, I'm not dealing drugs again. 101 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:46,520 Not with drugs or anything? Do you know what makes me very angry? 102 00:05:46,560 --> 00:05:50,240 Not having paid the entire debt. Don't worry, you've already done enough. 103 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:55,600 -See you later, inspector. 104 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:59,720 -Do you know what that is, Ivancito? -Parkinson. 105 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:02,560 -Parkinson's? The time left to grab you 106 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:05,360 and break your fucking neck. -We'll see. 107 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:08,400 The Virgin! How "bad"! 108 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:16,960 -Come on, damn, they put it back! I love this program. 109 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,040 -Which? -The one from "The Voice", 110 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:22,120 with Alejandrito Sanz, Orozco and the Italian is singing 111 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:25,160 at concerts without panties. I always see it. 112 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:29,240 And from time to time I mark myself there my topics with the contestants. 113 00:06:29,280 --> 00:06:31,320 -Oh, yes? -Yes, yes. 114 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:34,600 It's going to sound strange to you, because I, When I was little, I wanted to be a singer. 115 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:36,800 Damn, really I wanted to be a singer. 116 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:39,200 I saw Nino Bravo and I was amazed. 117 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:41,480 I was amazed by that voice, that plant... 118 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:44,040 And he told me: "Estebancito, someday... 119 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:46,600 Someday you will get on to a stage 120 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:49,120 and you will leave everyone with his mouth open. 121 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:51,480 -And why didn't you do it? 122 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:54,520 -They are dreams of a young woman. Then I started to work 123 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:57,880 and to earn money and I forgot. But don't believe it, huh? 124 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:00,880 I watch these shows and Frank Sinatra 125 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:03,680 what I carry inside... It's just getting out of me. 126 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:05,720 I mean, I miss it. But handsome, 127 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:08,720 because you would have drove everyone crazy. 128 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:13,560 129 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,560 130 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:17,880 You're not doing it bad at all. 131 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:20,800 132 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:28,320 every dawn. 133 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:32,760 134 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:34,360 Let's go. 135 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:38,000 136 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:41,200 137 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:45,760 138 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:51,040 139 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:54,320 -Come on, Esteban! Oooh! 140 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:57,520 141 00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:02,920 142 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:07,960 143 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:13,320 144 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:16,800 145 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:20,560 -What are you doing, Andrei? -Sing the chorus, Mr. Boss. 146 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:22,680 The Pecos. 147 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:24,880 Fine thing. -Fine thing, yes. 148 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:27,280 I like that you like Pecos, but... 149 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:30,200 -Sorry, boss. Your mother wants to see you 150 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:33,680 and Mrs. Juliet He has wished him death. 151 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:36,720 -Well, let's see what mom wants. 152 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:39,120 We'll play something the next day. 153 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,000 154 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:46,680 155 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:56,040 -But what are you doing? 156 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:58,520 -A selfie for Instagram. 157 00:08:58,560 --> 00:09:01,280 But you really believe that it is necessary to be preaching 158 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:03,520 our "life" on Instagram all the time? 159 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:05,960 -Nothing happens if my 100,000 followers find out 160 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,840 We're back, right? -Mr. and miss, 161 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:11,560 your grandmother wants to see you both too. 162 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:14,080 -I'm sure he's going to shoot me. with a crossbow. 163 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:18,000 (SPEAKS IN INCOMPREHENSIBLE WAY) 164 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:22,240 We are going to tell you to the whole family. 165 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:26,640 -Well, well, well... Mother, Well, nothing, we're all here now. 166 00:09:26,680 --> 00:09:30,760 Let's see what happened to him today? How are you going to get attention today? 167 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:34,240 Nothing son, nothing. Like communicating as a family 168 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:37,840 and talk about feelings It's so fashionable, well... 169 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:40,840 I don't know, I wanted to tell you how I feel. 170 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:44,600 Oh ok. Well look, we're doing well there. 171 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:47,120 Come, mother, open your heart to us. 172 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:49,640 This is a bit man what are you throwing 173 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:53,160 our last name in the mud for being infatuated with this one. 174 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:56,120 -Juliet. My name is Juliet. 175 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:59,920 Where are you? I don't see you, I don't see you. My eyes do not perceive whores. 176 00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:03,640 Neither do you. -Grandma, stop it. 177 00:10:03,680 --> 00:10:06,440 -Calm down, Jacob, I'm already used to it. 178 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:09,400 I let you into this family for you to help us 179 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:11,760 with the goings-on from the town hall, 180 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:15,160 but what have you done until now? Nothing, because you neither puncture nor cut. 181 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:17,520 Not to mention Inspector Miranda 182 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:19,760 or the fool of the director of the bank, 183 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:22,280 that they are not capable of fucking to a family 184 00:10:22,320 --> 00:10:24,440 of filthy and lousy reds. 185 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:27,360 So I've had a better idea. Chinita. 186 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:39,520 By the nails of Christ! But what is this? 187 00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:43,240 Liberal Democrats of Vicálvaro. 188 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:47,240 Well, like the acronyms of our surname, de la Vega. 189 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:50,280 I have already registered the match. I'm going to be mayor. 190 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:54,640 -Excuse me. Are you telling me that you are going to be my rival 191 00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:58,400 in the next elections? With that sign and that kitten? 192 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:02,280 With that kitten I'm going to beat you, Felipa Gonzálaz. 193 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:03,600 -Felipa...? -Mother, 194 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:07,160 Do you want to become Jesús Gil? Well look, yes, 195 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,520 because it has been the greatest entrepreneur in Spain. 196 00:11:09,560 --> 00:11:11,840 In fact, I'm going to lift a new Marbella. 197 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:14,760 Mother, it's already coming out those ideas in the head 198 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,520 because they are very pilgrims. Your grandfather and your father 199 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:21,480 the horns were left to create a status for this family. 200 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:23,520 But it's not enough with the money, son, 201 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:27,160 power is needed to preserve it. -Well, that's fine, Mrs. Consuelo. 202 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,880 Politics is not a hunting ground. 203 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:32,400 You don't even have infrastructure, nor logistics... 204 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:35,400 Oh no. Tomorrow I have prepared a fundraising dinner 205 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:38,280 that will come millionaires and journalists. 206 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:41,200 Communication and farce. I don't need more. 207 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:44,560 He's going to make a fool of himself. You've been making a fool of yourself 208 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:47,400 the games for many years. Do you want to know what it will be 209 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,640 my electoral program, beautiful? Yes. 210 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:52,320 I will put a guillotine at the door of Congress 211 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:55,360 and I will make you all pass the politicians one by one, 212 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:59,520 for lazy people and for chorizos. And to Mr. Pablo Iglesias... 213 00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:03,520 I shave that one by decree law. But this is a dictatorship. 214 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:07,040 You ask the Spanish who do you prefer to govern them, 215 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:10,240 an old dictator with his kitten... 216 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:12,680 Look how quiet. My, my. 217 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:15,280 Or a bunch of motherfuckers like you. 218 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:19,360 -Mother, I don't understand why He doesn't ask me about these things. 219 00:12:19,400 --> 00:12:23,040 No need, son. If you are going to be the second on the list. 220 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:24,800 You are vice mayor. 221 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:27,120 Ah, vice mayor. 222 00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:31,400 Well, And if I decide to accept that position, 223 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:34,240 What would be my competencies? or competencies? 224 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:37,240 Your powers will be clear. You'll do whatever I want. 225 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:40,560 Very good. Well, if you are going to comply your dreams, I have dreams too 226 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:42,400 and I also want to fulfill them. Oh yeah? 227 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:44,760 What kind of dreams do you have? Well... 228 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:46,800 Well... 229 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:48,440 I mean, I... 230 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:53,000 I'm going to introduce myself to be a singer. 231 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:55,480 Singer? Yes, singer. 232 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:58,240 I'm going to introduce myself to the "The Voice" program. 233 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:15,040 -I don't know what the councilor has with that kid. 234 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:16,880 I only know what he told me at dinner, 235 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:18,760 who gave me a little message for you. 236 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:21,280 -That? What did my gypsy tell you? 237 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:24,360 -"I'm sorry". 238 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:27,480 -What are you sorry for? Well of course he's sorry, damn, 239 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:29,840 with what is going to fall on him with shitty life 240 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:32,800 with that posh fool. I shit on the mother who gave birth to me. 241 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:35,080 This is a family bar. Let's see if I will have 242 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:38,040 than washing your mouth with soap. What's wrong with this one? 243 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:40,560 The day has been twisted. Bad day, come on. 244 00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,120 -Yeah? what's happening? 245 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:43,720 In jail? 246 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,200 The priest? 247 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:47,280 Yes, man, of course I accept. Yes, yes, yes. 248 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:49,720 No no. The Priest, no. The Priest, no. 249 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:51,800 Hanging. Who is the Priest? 250 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:53,880 -He is a friend, but a good one. 251 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,480 Raúl liked it when we were children. 252 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:58,560 Because I was a pacifist. 253 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:01,120 Tell him why they call him the Priest. 254 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:04,280 They put me in jail for killing a guy with shit. 255 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,280 The Priest gave him the last rites. 256 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:09,080 -Host! Host, no, hosts, hosts, 257 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:11,200 many hosts. That's why he has to hang up. 258 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:13,920 -Healing! Band-Aid! What's happening? 259 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:16,160 What is that little rock in module 2 like? 260 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,880 What are you telling me? 261 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:21,360 Will they release you tomorrow? 262 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:24,000 Ole your eggs there, Curita! 263 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:30,160 That I took care of your little baby, of the Fani? 264 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:34,280 I take care of her as if she were my daughter, Curita. 265 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:35,720 Come on. 266 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:38,320 Memories of the Priest. 267 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:42,280 You're not bad at all, that one, I don't know why you accept 268 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:44,840 Cousin, you don't understand, but in jail 269 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:49,120 links are formed that are for life. 270 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:52,560 and now my prison family needs me. 271 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:55,720 Totally, you are not asking me rob a bank, 272 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:58,400 but take care of a little girl. That's sucked. 273 00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,880 -Clear. -Sure 274 00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:02,800 Furthermore, you cannot out there alone, brother. 275 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:05,760 A little bit of... Right? I don't see it, 276 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:09,640 because that is going to cause problems. -What are you talking about? 277 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:11,920 The prisoner, who had an idiot. 278 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:15,000 He is going to babysit his daughter from another prisoner. 279 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:18,760 Ivan, please. Do those people already Hasn't it brought you enough problems? 280 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:21,320 You can't leave them Let them come into your life again. 281 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,880 Not even in my bar. No, no, no. 282 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:27,000 Be careful, be careful. -Come on, damn, nothing's happening. 283 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:28,640 It's not that big of a deal. 284 00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:31,720 He's asking me to take care of a small creature. 285 00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:35,120 A little bit of SpongeBob, a pizza Four cheeses and, oh, let's get started. 286 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,800 Tomorrow I'll give it back to dad. -Tito Ivan? 287 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:40,200 Tito Ivan? 288 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:43,440 -Fani? 289 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:47,480 Are you the Fani, The Priest's daughter? 290 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:50,240 -Tito, the same. Don't you remember me? The Fani. 291 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,880 -It's been a while, huh? No... 292 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:54,520 -Yes. Hello. 293 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:57,120 Where is the restroom? It's just that I'm doing... 294 00:15:57,160 --> 00:16:00,760 -There you have it. -Okay, thank you. See you later. 295 00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:05,760 -Don't look at him too much, 296 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:08,760 that in prison they said that the guy who killed the Priest 297 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,320 He looked at the girl's ass. -Host! 298 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:14,840 Hosts, no, hosts, many. He killed him. 299 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,600 -Pepa Carranza? 300 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:19,240 It's not there. I am your firstborn son and, consequently, 301 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:21,560 your legal representative. Tell me. Very good. 302 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:23,960 Here is a certified letter. 303 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:27,600 And now, mayor. Where do you get the energy this woman? 304 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:29,920 -Well, and the idea, eh? 305 00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:32,280 Look, take a photo with the cat 306 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:36,280 Well, she, mayor; and the cat, councilman. 307 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:39,240 And don't miss the slogan. (READ) "Walking towards the future." 308 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:42,520 The old lady has to hurry. He's crazy, I'm telling you. 309 00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:44,200 Mom, is it possible? 310 00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:47,400 What don't you know? who wants to be the mayor? 311 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:50,120 Oh, oh, oh! Take that photo from me, 312 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:52,520 I have nightmares about the cat yet. 313 00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:56,520 Who is going to vote for that lady? If you can tell from a distance that she is crazy. 314 00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:59,160 In politics, the crazier, more votes. 315 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,680 The aunt is right. When people are screwed, 316 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:05,320 you need to believe the first crazy person that offers them a little hope 317 00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:07,040 and this one knows it. 318 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:10,240 I bring you this from the bank, certificate. 319 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:13,680 They appoint me to the bank and I get goosebumps. 320 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,240 Oh no! 321 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:20,280 What's happening? 25,000 euros before the end of the month. 322 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:23,720 What do we do? Should we sell a kidney to cousin Iván? 323 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,840 I don't know how, because I don't know, 324 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:29,040 but we will pay and we will win this war 325 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,600 How is my name Pepa Carranza? 326 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:33,360 There, sister. There. 327 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:34,720 Good. 328 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:37,640 Boy, take me to the polygon. That? 329 00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:40,400 I have to buy grapefruits and peaches. 330 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:43,640 Grapefruits? To the polygon now? Come on, my legs are bad. 331 00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:46,600 I'm going to call my wife. No. Come with me, milk. 332 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:48,960 If not, worry. Oh my God. 333 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:55,640 Tita, I don't really see it. Weren't we going to the polygon? 334 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:58,160 Weren't we going to the polygon to get fruit? This is not... 335 00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:01,720 Leave it. I'm going to pay a visit to these sons of bitches. 336 00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:03,880 Hey? Leave the engine running. 337 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:06,400 Oh, that's what Ivan says when we go to... 338 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:09,240 I'm going to have a conversation with these gentlemen 339 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:12,240 to negotiate, Raulito. It's just that we have already exhausted 340 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:15,760 the path of violence. Now we are left with the path of dialogue. 341 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:18,320 You don't like dialogue? A lot, aunt. A lot. 342 00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:21,000 I think it is the basis of civilized societies. 343 00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:25,360 Well that's it. You wait for me here, I'm going to talk for a little while. 344 00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:34,480 Dialogue, huh? 345 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:37,960 (bell) 346 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:45,040 Hello, pretty. 347 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,960 Introduce me to Consuelo, He'll be waiting for me, come on. 348 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:53,160 I am Ana Belén García of the Alcázares de los Castillos, 349 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:56,280 Marchioness of Cuenca. -Do you have an appointment with the lady? 350 00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:01,560 -Look, little one, I'm a donor. of his electoral campaign, 351 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:04,760 so don't make us wait, because they might throw you out. 352 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:07,560 -Wait here, please. -Clavadita. 353 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:16,160 Start up! Didn't your legs hurt? 354 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,040 Start up! How you run! Wait. 355 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:20,240 Get started, man! 356 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:25,280 Run, run! Shoot him, shoot him! 357 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:28,120 Let's see, where is that marchioness? 358 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:32,840 -But he was here, ma'am. 359 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,000 Aren't you drunk, little girl? No. 360 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:38,040 Surely you have drunk the liquor that you have and that you like so much. 361 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:40,640 Yes, the one with the lizard inside. 362 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:50,680 But what have you done, aunt? -Speed up, let's see if he's going to come. 363 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:53,040 someone behind Who? Who is coming? 364 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:55,400 Because? Who? Look what I brought. 365 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:57,840 Holy shit, Chiquetete! 366 00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,720 Is his name Chiquetete? Yes, yes. 367 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:03,560 What a funny name. Very funny, yes. 368 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,800 Why did you steal his cat? to the lady? 369 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:08,640 Accelerate and pull for the academy. And not a word to anyone. 370 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:11,800 This is a secret between you and me. Damn, you can't go there 371 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:15,560 kidnapping, even if they are cats. If I haven't kidnapped anyone. 372 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:18,760 Isn't it right, Chiquette? He will only spend a few days with us. 373 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,680 We will take good care of you, we will feed him... 374 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,680 And then we will ask for him money to its owner. 375 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:27,120 Call me suspicious, but that's in my neighborhood 376 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:30,520 It is a kidnapping of a lifetime. Go now. Come on, speed up. 377 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,560 -Hi love. 378 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:39,240 -Hello. 379 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:43,160 How are you? How is it my little nightingale by Vicálvaro, 380 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,360 the next winner of "The Voice." -That? 381 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:48,840 -Have you already called to introduce yourself? -No, honey, I haven't called. 382 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:51,560 I haven't called, because I won't show up for "The Voice." 383 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,800 -Because? -Girl, because this morning 384 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:57,440 I have let myself be carried away by emotion. It was a childish outburst, 385 00:20:57,480 --> 00:21:01,000 an occurrence, what do I know. Actually what I wanted 386 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:05,000 It was touching my mother's balls. -Once again you are letting yourself win. 387 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:09,320 No, no, no. Let's not get confused. Not even God beats me, no one, 388 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:12,240 but from there to wanting to introduce myself to "The Voice"... 389 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,400 Honey, I'm not an asshole. 390 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,760 Also, if I want to sing, Well, I'm going to karaoke. 391 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,760 Or better yet, I buy it. 392 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,600 -Hey, Esteban, honey, 393 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:25,040 and don't you think it's time to start enjoying life, 394 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:28,560 that you fulfill your dreams? Or are you going to let your mother 395 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:33,720 Does he continue to manipulate you like he did today? -My mother can be somewhat invasive, 396 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,760 controlling company and a bit of a bitch too, 397 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:40,080 but she has always wanted the best for me. 398 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:43,000 Yes, yes, since I was a child. 399 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:50,640 400 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:55,400 401 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,880 Do you like music, son? 402 00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:59,160 Yeah. 403 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:02,120 404 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:04,400 Neither music nor hosts. 405 00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:09,200 Money and power. Money and power. 406 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:15,560 -I sleep in a barn in Chernobyl with 20 cousins ​​and 15 dairy cows. 407 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:21,240 (SAYS THE NAMES IN RUSSIAN) 408 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:25,000 -What are you telling me now, the names of your cows? 409 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:27,640 What the hell do I care your fucking cows, Andrei? 410 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,880 -Because my childhood is hard, but Not as hard as yours, boss. 411 00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:34,040 -My childhood is not that big of a deal either. 412 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:37,160 Julieta, what I wanted to tell you... -What if your mother whistles, 413 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,800 you go like a puppy with your tail between the legs. 414 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:43,320 -Hey! It's a low blow. It is a A little harsh answer, honey. 415 00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:45,120 (Alarm) 416 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,760 What the hell is happening? What's that? -The alarm again, sir. 417 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:51,080 -I already know it's the alarm, damn it. I say who the hell attacks us today. 418 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,160 -Oops! -Fuck! 419 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,960 I shit on the wall! 420 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,280 I shit on the wall! 421 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:02,920 Andrei, go turn off the alarm, that This looks like the Battle of Brunete. 422 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:06,040 Come on, run. Mother, what trouble are you up to? 423 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,800 Pussy! What mess is this? 424 00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:12,160 -Bye, don't go up. Get down from there, you're going to get lost. 425 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,560 Keep looking, keep looking. What does it say? 426 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:18,160 Chiquetete has been lost, son. Phew! Already. 427 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:20,520 Bye, get out of there, damn it. 428 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:24,360 Mother, can you imagine the misfortune if Cantonese falls 429 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,960 and kills himself with his neck broken? That we don't pay Social Security. 430 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:30,160 This is a very big package. The servants give me trouble. 431 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,800 Haven't you heard me, son? Yes, Chiquetete has disappeared, 432 00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:35,120 but that's what cats do, disappear. 433 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:39,200 No, he never leaves me. Chiquetete will return tonight. 434 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,640 As soon as you are hungry, He goes back for his cocochas, 435 00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:43,560 that this cat He doesn't eat any shit. 436 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:47,080 No, I have a bad feeling. I have a bad feeling. 437 00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:49,120 Well, that's it. Come on, now. 438 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:51,920 Where is my Chiquetete? 439 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:54,000 Come on, mother. 440 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:57,600 I help you look for it. But do not grieve, do not suffer. 441 00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:00,440 If you suffer, and I suffer; if you cry... 442 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,480 Chiquette! Misi misi! My my my. 443 00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:06,800 Chiquette! Andrei! 444 00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:10,560 Andrei, go look some cockles or some oysters. 445 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:14,320 No, better, ask Antonio if they have been left with cocochas from yesterday. 446 00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:17,560 Come on. What are you doing there, Chao? Come on, look for the cat. 447 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:20,120 Antonio. Everybody up. (CRY) 448 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:22,160 Chiquette! 449 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,600 Chiquette! 450 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:28,200 -Chiquette. Come here, kitten. 451 00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,520 Come to Aunt Carmina. 452 00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:33,240 Chiquette. 453 00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:35,360 Gati... Hey! 454 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:38,120 How you scratch me, I catch you and break your neck. 455 00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:41,480 Come here. Come. Tita, don't scare him. 456 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:44,600 I have seen it in its greatest splendor and it's a killing machine. 457 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:47,680 You don't want to see it. Here's what you asked me for. 458 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:50,120 Oh ok. Take the box and put the cat in. 459 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:53,240 No, no, no, no. No, I don't work that. 460 00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:54,920 I don't go there. 461 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:58,760 You're going to make me catch the cat, with the dolls like I have them, right? 462 00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:02,880 Tita, I already do it. That. 463 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:05,600 You're making me an accomplice of a kidnapping in my house. 464 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:08,000 How Valeria finds out, you'll see. Oh, shut up now 465 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,520 and catches the cat, who runs away. You don't know how that attacks. 466 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:14,160 Oh yeah? I have some pills for osteoarthritis that you will see. 467 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,600 We're going to put it to sleep. No, I already do it. 468 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:19,480 I don't want any more drugs in this place. Enough of drugs. 469 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:22,320 Well, I'm going to make the call. Hello. 470 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:28,120 Chiquette. 471 00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:31,520 Chiquette. 472 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:35,200 I'm Uncle Raúl. 473 00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:37,400 Do you remember? 474 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:39,320 -When was the last time What did I see in you? 475 00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:41,520 -I think you were on leave. that weekend 476 00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:44,120 and what you gave me a very cool little pink pocket knife. 477 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,400 -What a good father you would have been, huh, cousin? 478 00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:49,560 -An unimportant detail. Come on, pass me that. 479 00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:53,440 Well, you're very changed, huh? What a growth spurt you have hit. 480 00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:56,480 I almost don't recognize you. You are grown up. 481 00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:59,520 -Don't you burst anymore? safes, Tito. 482 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:03,000 -No no. The guy you see here now He is early retired. 483 00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:06,840 -Well, Dad said you were the best. -Your father taught me everything I know. 484 00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:09,640 If it weren't for him, I would be right now waiting for death 485 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:12,400 in a sad office with an indefinite contract. 486 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,720 -Hey, what do you do? 487 00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:18,200 -Well, I... I am a singer and musician. 488 00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:22,080 -Surely you have seen some video of mine on YouTube 489 00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:25,960 that will have gone viral. -Well no, I haven't seen you, 490 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,440 but a face like yours I wouldn't have forgotten. 491 00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:32,200 -If you want, I invite you to the next concert I have. 492 00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:34,240 -Hello, Javi. -Host! 493 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:37,400 Sarita, Sarita. -Are you okay, my love? 494 00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:40,520 -Yeah. What a pleasant surprise, darling. -Oh! 495 00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:45,760 I am his girlfriend. Nice to meet you. 496 00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:47,920 Who are you? -She is... She is... 497 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:51,080 -This is Fani. -Yes, a friend of my cousin. 498 00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:55,280 -What's wrong, Sarita? -We were leaving, right, honey? 499 00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:57,320 -Have you finished yet? Sure? -Yeah. 500 00:26:57,360 --> 00:27:00,280 I was here doing time to wait for you, darling. 501 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,840 Well, come on, see you later. Bye bye. -See you later. 502 00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:06,200 -Javi, See you at your next concert. 503 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,040 -Yeah. -Brilliant. 504 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:11,840 -Fani, Fanita, Fani. 505 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,960 you make trouble for me and you revolutionize my chicken coop. 506 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,320 Do you want your father did I cut my legs? 507 00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:19,400 You're in my charge, damn. -What's up? 508 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:23,080 I will tell him that you have behaved with me fucking mother. 509 00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:26,760 -If I tell you the truth, when your father called me, 510 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,280 I thought you were going to take care of me to kill someone. 511 00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:31,520 -What's up? If my father is reformed. 512 00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:34,920 You can't even imagine. -This is for your mother, the Priest. 513 00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:36,720 -For my father 514 00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:41,920 -Madam, you cry tears. 515 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:45,080 It's like seeing bonsai grow into wart. 516 00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:47,000 Weird, but beautiful. 517 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,720 Shut up, Machado the fuck out. 518 00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:53,800 -Mother, stop crying, for God's sake. Damn, the cat will be back. 519 00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:56,960 It will be gone from brown peaks, which is what cats do. 520 00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:00,240 They go around fucking like crazy, because they are always in heat. 521 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:03,360 Yes, like your girlfriend. He has to mess with my girlfriend 522 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,680 even in the middle of a cry. Because she's a bitch, son. 523 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:10,440 Oh, my Chiquetete, that they have stolen it from me. 524 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,680 For God's sake. Who is going to kidnap a cat? 525 00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:16,280 My political enemies. Yes, Villarejo, don't you mind? 526 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:20,160 That the cat will return. If not, We bought another one and let it catch mice. 527 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:23,000 This, a lot of blue eyes and a lot of long hair, but not for 528 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:26,240 from touching each other's balls. Well, when he's not sucking them. 529 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:29,120 (Phone) -I put little bowls of milk 530 00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:34,600 and throughout the urbanization. It will appear. 531 00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:37,200 For me? -Yes, ma'am. 532 00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:44,680 Say. 533 00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:48,000 -We have your cat, Chiquetete. 534 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:52,920 25,000 euros or never see again to the living Chiquetete. 535 00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,600 What sons of bitches. -What's wrong, mother? 536 00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:59,320 Some sons of bitches, who end up to sign his death warrant 537 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:01,600 for having kidnapped to my Chiquette. 538 00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:05,720 -Keep insulting and I'll send you to the cat in five garbage bags. 539 00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:09,960 And how do I know you have it there? How do you know we have it here? 540 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,640 (meows) 541 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:16,160 Listen to me, suckers, I am Mrs. Consuelo de la Vega. 542 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:21,640 I'm going to be the future mayor and I am going to pay half a billion euros 543 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:24,680 to see your head on a pike. 544 00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:28,680 Touch a single hair of my Chiquetete 545 00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:32,560 and I cut your hair to put it in the eggs. 546 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:37,120 So you're not going to pay us, right? Let us be clear. 547 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:39,120 Pay you? No. I'm going to find you. 548 00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:41,400 I don't care in whatever shanty you are in. 549 00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:45,520 I will find you and you will suffer. You will never know who we are. 550 00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:47,760 Hello, Raúl, Aunt Carmina. 551 00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:50,440 I'm coming for a Trina. Wow, it rhymed to me and everything. 552 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:52,800 (MEOWS) 553 00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:54,320 And that cat? 554 00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:00,640 -What's happening? What have they told you? Are you OK? 555 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:03,760 It's scaring me, damn it. I'm fine. 556 00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:07,040 Call Miranda. Call Miranda and tell her 557 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:10,960 let him go to the assholes to find Chiquetete. 558 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,400 He'll know what I mean. 559 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,560 -Host! 560 00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:20,160 Host! 561 00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:22,000 Host! 562 00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:25,120 Host! 563 00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:29,480 Host! 564 00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:39,960 -Good morning. 565 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,640 -Good morning, no. Good morning, no. 566 00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:44,800 -What's happening? -What's happening? 567 00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:46,840 What's going on? 568 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:50,000 What I just signed my death sentence, that happens. 569 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:52,840 I shit the fuck that gave birth to me 570 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:56,760 What did we do yesterday? -Don't you remember tequilas? 571 00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:00,360 -You're welcome, you're welcome. Fade to black. 572 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,000 Come on, get dressed, I have to take you to your father. 573 00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:04,880 (Door) 574 00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:07,040 -Iván, open up for me. 575 00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:08,720 -Fuck! 576 00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:10,880 One second, gypsy. 577 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:16,160 Go. One second, Rocío, that you caught me in the bathroom. 578 00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,920 Cover up, cover up. 579 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,000 I go, I go, I go. 580 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:29,000 Good morning, Rocío. 581 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:32,120 -Iván, we have to talk. Can I come in? 582 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,000 -It's too long? 583 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:38,320 -Iván, I have been thinking about it. and I think I owe you an explanation. 584 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:40,880 Well, I owe you a real shit, 585 00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:44,000 but I like to do things to the face 586 00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,680 Although it bothers me, You and I have a bond. 587 00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:49,400 It's small, it's very small, but it's a... 588 00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:53,640 But that's an ass. 589 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:58,320 Ivan, whose ass is that? 590 00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:01,040 What's happening? Can you marry the posh 591 00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:03,080 and I can't go to bed with whoever you want? 592 00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:05,640 -I better go. -No, no, no, no, no. No, gypsy. 593 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,640 Rocío, I haven't fucked anyone. 594 00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:13,080 It was Javi. -That? Javi? 595 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,760 But Sara is pregnant. 596 00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:19,800 -You know... 597 00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:24,560 -Iván, I came to tell you something. 598 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:28,000 -I already know that you have come to tell me that you have returned with the posh. 599 00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,400 It's okay, I understand. You already told me. Hello. 600 00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:32,400 -Already? Goodbye, huh? -Come on. 601 00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:35,680 See you later, Rocío. Have a nice day. Come on. 602 00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:42,440 -Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 603 00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:44,680 I shit the bitch. 604 00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:50,760 Sarita? 605 00:32:50,800 --> 00:32:52,440 Hello. What's happening? 606 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:53,880 Good, good. 607 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:56,200 Hey, can you talk for a moment? 608 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,560 I just found out of one thing 609 00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:00,640 We relax, supine, 610 00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,520 to make the posture more important of practice, 611 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:05,680 the savasana, 612 00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:08,280 the posture of the corpse. 613 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:11,480 Leave the bodies dead. Thus, lifeless. 614 00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,400 Come on, savasana. 615 00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:19,560 (SINGS IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE) 616 00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:23,960 (Snore) 617 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:28,280 Manolo, don't relax so much, that you fall asleep and snore. 618 00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:30,760 -This music relaxes. 619 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,360 And the hell you take They also help. 620 00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:35,400 Come on, savasana. 621 00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:42,520 Man, Miranda! -I'm looking for your mother. 622 00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,600 Mom, they're looking for you here. 623 00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:46,600 What's up, Miranda? 624 00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:50,000 You're like a pimple on the ass. Just as ugly and annoying. 625 00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:52,600 Today don't come bad 626 00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:54,520 Can we talk, Pepa? 627 00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:56,280 Yeah, sure, man. 628 00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:58,160 What is offered to you? 629 00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:00,240 Look I have come sometimes to this academy, 630 00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:02,160 but this time you have surpassed yourselves. 631 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:05,400 What bastards you are. Oops! 632 00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,360 Hey, no touching. I have seen children 633 00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:10,800 who kidnap parents, drug traffickers who kidnap children, 634 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:12,840 children who kidnap drug traffickers... 635 00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:15,000 But in my fucking life I have seen yours. 636 00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:17,360 You have kidnapped a cat, to a fucking cat. 637 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:19,920 What does it say? That we have kidnapped a cat. 638 00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:23,080 When they told me, I said: They can't be that mean. 639 00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:26,160 Steal a lady's cat and ask for ransom? 640 00:34:26,720 --> 00:34:29,680 Tell me where the cat is and I'll go back to him, come on. 641 00:34:29,720 --> 00:34:32,600 Do you know anything about a cat? I really like Doraemon, 642 00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:35,200 but it seems to me that the inspector It doesn't refer to that cat. 643 00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:37,600 Look for the cat. I'm not leaving here without him. 644 00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:39,320 Do you have order? 645 00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:43,160 Kidnapping a cat? It's just that you are the host. 646 00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:45,480 -What's wrong, aunt? Lucy... 647 00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:47,720 Do you know anything about a cat, Ivan? 648 00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:50,600 A cat? Miranda says 649 00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:52,760 that we have stolen a cat to a lady 650 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:55,240 That must be Doña Consuelo, because this one doesn't shit 651 00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,720 without the old woman's permission. Isn't it? 652 00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:05,480 Mom, I think so We have kidnapped a cat. 653 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:11,520 -What a beautiful store! How colorful! 654 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,800 -Hello. How are you? -Hello. 655 00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:18,200 Are you Jaime, The tailor gave me a dressmaker? 656 00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:21,040 -Well... -Well, I'm Carmina. 657 00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:24,200 Aunt Carmina, the one from the town. 658 00:35:24,240 --> 00:35:27,360 -Pepa's sister. -The same. 659 00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:30,600 -But how have you grown, eh? Do you remember summer 660 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,480 that you went to town, to my house, with cousins? 661 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,880 How old were you? -Oops! 16. 662 00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:40,600 -Well, even then you were handsome, but now you are beautiful. 663 00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:43,400 Go, go. Come on, sweetheart. 664 00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:46,480 Well what? Do you want me to teach you things from my boutique? 665 00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:49,920 -I would buy everything from you, honestly, because everything is divine, but no. 666 00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:53,160 I come to you to do me a favor from Pepa. 667 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,360 -What's wrong with my Pepa? -Well this. 668 00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:59,760 It's my cat. I brought it from town, you know? 669 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:03,200 While I'm here, in Madrid. Do you want to see it? Come on, come, look. 670 00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:05,680 Look, cat, it's Jaime. -Oh! 671 00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:08,600 -He always snorts. It's sweet, right? 672 00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:12,600 The fact is that she has gotten now a rash on the skin. 673 00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:15,760 He has developed an allergy for the cat's skin. 674 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,560 -Don't tell me. -He told me that you would do me a favor. 675 00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:22,080 to take care of him while I am in Madrid. A couple of days, huh? 676 00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:26,120 -Let's see, for my Pepa, I kill, but I won't know... 677 00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:29,640 -Yes, I assure you that you know. alone You have to feed it daily. 678 00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:32,160 -I can't have animals here. with so many clothes... 679 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:35,520 -And they are practical for when have the child with your man. 680 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:38,240 Because you surely have a boyfriend. Is it or not? 681 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:42,280 -Well, there is something, but I don't even know what to call it. 682 00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:45,120 -Well, it's the same. Hello, bye, I'm leaving. 683 00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,520 Carmina, I don't see it, huh? The cat thing... 684 00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:50,160 I don't know if it's going to be okay here. -Goodbye, darling. 685 00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:53,600 Wow, I've already left the cat. 686 00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:56,560 Miranda can't find it here nor the mother who gave birth to me. Let's go. 687 00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:59,840 How smart you are. You're like a comic book villain. 688 00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:03,640 I could be your evil lackey. Come on, stop freaking out. 689 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:08,280 Let's call the old lady and let's go to ask him for 30,000 euros, for bitch. 690 00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:09,600 30,000? Yes. 691 00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:11,480 (Mobile) 692 00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:13,720 Miranda. 693 00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:16,080 What sons of bitches. 694 00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:17,600 Yes. 695 00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:19,960 Ouch! 696 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,480 Oh, thank you. Son, thank you. 697 00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:26,160 You deserve all the tips I pay you. Thank you, thank you. 698 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:27,800 Stephen, son. 699 00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,960 -What's wrong, mother? Do we have news from Chiquetete yet? 700 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:34,480 I aimed at the wrong bitch. Pepa Carranza has stolen my cat. 701 00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:38,520 Do you see it, mother? If we are going to become related with that family, 702 00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:41,200 what you have to do is stop thinking badly of them. 703 00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:44,840 "Pax", as the Romans said. We need pax. 704 00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:49,000 "Pax" for my pussy, son. She has been her sister's cat 705 00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:51,600 who has kidnapped him. And I know where it is. 706 00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:54,040 Where? Your girlfriend's faggot friend. 707 00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:56,000 That one has my Chiquetete. James? 708 00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:58,920 Yes. -Why would you accuse Jimmy? 709 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:02,040 Because a Miranda police officer He saw Aunt Carmina enter 710 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:04,680 with the subnormal in the boutique with my cat 711 00:38:04,720 --> 00:38:07,280 I want you to go, burst to the tailor, 712 00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:10,800 you throw everything on the floor and do everything to the faggot. 713 00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:15,880 But please, to my Chiquetete Bring him home safely to his mother. 714 00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:18,600 But, mother, How am I going to bust Jimmy? 715 00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:21,000 It's from Juliet. I don't care. 716 00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:24,160 Find another gay friend, but I don't want that faggot 717 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:27,680 get back on a float of Gay Pride in his fucking life. 718 00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:31,520 Are you going to fail me in this too, son? 719 00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:32,800 No, mother, no. 720 00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:34,880 You're going to continue failing me. 721 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,760 No. You'll see, I'll fix it. 722 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:40,880 Come on, Andrei. Let's go get Jimmy. 723 00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:48,480 -Sara, please. Sara, what's wrong with you? 724 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:51,960 -Don't talk to me, pig! -What's the matter? Why do you say that? 725 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,560 -You threw yourself into that choni, fucking bastard. 726 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:57,200 -What choni am I going to fuck? What choni have I fucked? 727 00:38:57,240 --> 00:38:59,440 -To that bitch. 728 00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:01,880 -Sara! Sarah! Sarah! 729 00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:05,360 Sara, open the door for me. Sara, please open the door for me. 730 00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:08,120 -Sorry. Do you know where Ivan is? Who are you? 731 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:11,400 I need to know where Ivan is. I have to talk to him, it's urgent. 732 00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:13,760 -I wanted to see you. -And what about you? 733 00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:16,720 -Host! Damn, what a mess! 734 00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:20,680 I tear out your eyes. And you too, you fucking bastard. 735 00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:22,040 -Sara. 736 00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:26,280 -Fucking cock! 737 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:27,920 -Sara. But... 738 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:32,160 -I stepped on your head, choni. -Fucking cock. 739 00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:37,440 Girls! Girls! Zen, girls, for God's sake! 740 00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:40,320 -Sara, you're pregnant! No! Be careful! 741 00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:44,840 It was from Gucci, bitch. 742 00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:46,680 -If it's from a market. 743 00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:48,840 -Your face is like a flea market. 744 00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:51,600 Are you not laughing anymore? 745 00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:54,280 Javi, they kill each other! Javi, come, for God's sake! 746 00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:56,600 Are you not laughing anymore, bitch? -I'm going to blow you up, little girl! 747 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:11,320 -No! Stop now! I haven't fucked anyone! 748 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:19,360 -Well, we're here now. Andrei. 749 00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:23,680 You know when I was young I had a good time too. 750 00:40:23,720 --> 00:40:26,680 I liked the action. And here you have me. 751 00:40:26,720 --> 00:40:30,480 I'm almost going to be a grandfather and still busting faces. 752 00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:33,240 Come on, let's go. -I can go alone, sir. 753 00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:36,480 -Sure? -You don't meddle in this. 754 00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:39,560 I'll beat up that Jimmy. Boom, boom. 755 00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:42,560 -Well, if you're excited to go alone, 756 00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:44,920 it's not going to be me whoever tells you no. 757 00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:48,760 Because these bastards are laughing at our family. 758 00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:49,960 Hello. 759 00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:00,840 -Well, you've already made my morning happy. 760 00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:05,920 What's happening? 761 00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:07,680 -You make a mistake. 762 00:41:07,720 --> 00:41:10,040 -I owe it to my family. 763 00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:14,480 feel a lot what I'm about to do. 764 00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:17,680 -Do what? 765 00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:19,360 -Where is Chiquetete? 766 00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,960 -Chiquette? -Don't repeat it again, Jimmy. 767 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,840 Where is the cat? 768 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:27,840 Where is the cat? 769 00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:29,320 -The Cat... 770 00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:32,840 -Hurry up, I want to get out of here. 771 00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:35,040 Juliet. 772 00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:38,280 -Esteban. -My darling. 773 00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:40,400 Love of my life. 774 00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:44,640 My love, what are you doing here? -I'm coming to see Jimmy. 775 00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:46,840 -No. -How not? 776 00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:48,920 -No, because... 777 00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:53,840 It's a surprise, Juliet. The car passes by and tells you everything. 778 00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:55,840 Come in, come in. Go up to... 779 00:41:56,960 --> 00:42:00,640 -The cat is here. Why are you destroying my store? 780 00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:03,880 -I will save your life. -As? 781 00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:05,960 This cat brought it Pepa's sister. 782 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,440 What's happening? -You kidnap Chiquetete! 783 00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:11,680 -No, no. -Do you have pasta problems? 784 00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:14,920 I can keep you. -I don't need you to support me. 785 00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:20,280 -Just next Wednesday you and I have been doing it for exactly a month and a half. 786 00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,760 -Okay, but what are you doing here? 787 00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,800 -The dress. 788 00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:28,080 Juliet, I'm going to buy you a great dress. 789 00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:30,440 Well... A negligee. 790 00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:33,200 That is, what is a negligee, negligee. 791 00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:35,560 -Esteban, you're nervous. What's the matter? 792 00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:38,360 -You have to feign pain now. -Feign pain? As? 793 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:41,040 -You scream as if I were beating you up. 794 00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:42,520 -As? 795 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:43,960 (SCREAMS) 796 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,640 -I'm sorry, but you scream like that. People listen outside. 797 00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:47,880 - Oh. 798 00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:49,400 (SCREAMS) 799 00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:50,880 800 00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:52,640 801 00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:56,480 -Have I heard that noise? 802 00:42:56,520 --> 00:43:01,800 803 00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:04,160 You're scaring me, Esteban. 804 00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:05,840 805 00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:09,880 806 00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:12,360 -Oh, what pain! Please stop! 807 00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:14,880 -And this for stealing cats, bastard! 808 00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:17,360 -Don't catch me! Help! 809 00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:18,960 ¡No! 810 00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:22,320 811 00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:24,880 -Bastard! Jimmy, I'll kill you! 812 00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:27,480 -No! Not the legs! It hurts, Andrei! 813 00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:29,280 Don't continue! Ah! 814 00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,680 -You do very well, Jimmy. 815 00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:39,040 I'll come pick you up tonight all this destruction. 816 00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:43,320 -Andrei. 817 00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:45,200 The cat. 818 00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:52,640 819 00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:55,160 820 00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:57,400 -Lady Juliet. - Hello, Andrei. 821 00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:02,200 -Bird is in the nest, boss. -Are you sure everything is fixed? 822 00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:04,680 -Yes sir. -Okay, phenomenal. 823 00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:09,000 -Well, I'm going to see Jimmy. 824 00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:10,360 -¡No! 825 00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,000 No no. 826 00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:15,760 Julieta, because the best is missing, the icing on the cake. 827 00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:20,200 The surprise is that you and I we are going to go to a restaurant 828 00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:22,920 from a friend of mine. It's almost a five-fork. 829 00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,880 You're going to love it. Andrei, have you finished your work? 830 00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:29,760 Have you finished all your tasks? -Satisfaction, duty well done. 831 00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:33,120 -Perfect. Well as a reward, you can walk home, 832 00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:35,800 that you like the air to give you. And while, 833 00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:39,520 my wife and I are going to enjoy of a romantic date. 834 00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:42,800 -Fucking hell, right? - motherfucking. 835 00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:45,640 -Well, come on. Come on. 836 00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:49,720 -Honey, are you okay? -Yeah. 837 00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:53,400 -You can't go around giving shit. 838 00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:56,000 The things You have to ask them before. 839 00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:59,240 -It must have been the hormones of the pregnancy, which has revolutionized me. 840 00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,200 -Pregnancy? My balls, crazy bitch. 841 00:45:01,240 --> 00:45:03,360 -What am I putting you into again? -What am I getting you into? 842 00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:05,080 What am I getting you two into? pretty? 843 00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:08,080 This is a temple of meditation! and inner peace, damn! 844 00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:09,560 Sorry. 845 00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:13,520 -The one that the little cousin has messed up. 846 00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:15,920 -Ivan, damn! I had to talk to him. 847 00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:19,840 -Host! What has happened? -You go around with your shit out 848 00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:22,960 and that brings collateral damage. -What are you doing here? 849 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,200 -I came to tell you that my father is on his way. 850 00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:27,560 -Your father? Don't fuck with me. You haven't said anything. 851 00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:30,040 -I haven't opened my mouth. -Ah, thank goodness. 852 00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:32,160 -But he caught my photos. 853 00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:35,280 -What photos? -The ones you did for me last night, artist 854 00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:36,720 -Me? -Man. 855 00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:41,800 -What a pity that I don't remember. 856 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:45,240 -Iván Carranza, Where are you, I'll kill you? 857 00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:50,720 It's all over, my Chiquetete. You're already at home with mom. 858 00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:54,200 -What did I tell you, mother? Could I be trusted or not? 859 00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:56,920 The kitten is here. I'm glad you're happy. 860 00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:59,720 And get ready, they are waiting for you. 861 00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:14,480 Gentlemen, I'm going to need all your support and your money. 862 00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:19,520 You all know that this country needs a new moral reference 863 00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:22,760 and I have learned from the best. 864 00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:26,360 Mario Conde, Ruiz-Mateos, Jesus Gil... 865 00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:30,200 I will make Vicálvaro the new Marbella. 866 00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:35,160 Here I am. I'm going to be your new mayor. 867 00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:41,040 868 00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:44,400 869 00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:47,480 Sneak into a rich woman's house, 870 00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:50,680 kidnap a cat and ask for ransom. 871 00:46:50,720 --> 00:46:54,520 -Sister, desperate situations, desperate measures. 872 00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:56,680 Well no, because nothing is stolen here. 873 00:46:56,720 --> 00:46:59,360 I told her: "Tita, no." But it tricks me. 874 00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,880 He hypnotizes me with his tricks of a village lady 875 00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:04,120 and how I have shortcomings emotional... 876 00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:07,280 Raúl, what do you say? I don't know, mom. Don't know. 877 00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:11,080 I think I need professional help. I'm turning into a quinqui. 878 00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:13,320 Don't worry, you have done very well. 879 00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:15,520 Carmine, Don't get on my nerves. 880 00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:19,240 And you're going to do things my way, that has already screwed me up enough in life 881 00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:22,120 my husband I don't want any more trouble, no more shenanigans, 882 00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:24,440 no more crime. 883 00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:26,720 -You are here. What's happening? 884 00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,600 (SHOUT) -I shit myself. 885 00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:31,760 No one moves from here. 886 00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:34,120 Keep your hands still, fuck-daughters. 887 00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:41,560 Ivan, what have you done with the daughter of this man? 888 00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:43,880 -I don't know, aunt. I don't remember. 889 00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:45,400 -Shut up! 890 00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:47,280 (Screams) 891 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,840 Say goodbye to your family. -No. 892 00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:54,400 No, Band-Aid. 893 00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,240 Band-Aid. 894 00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:59,840 Band-aid, don't do it. Band-aid, don't do it. Band-Aid. 895 00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:01,840 (shot) 896 00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,960 -Come on, shoot me. Have eggs. 897 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:06,440 Don't worry, Carmina. 898 00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:08,400 Shoot me, mongol. -Take it ass. 899 00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,040 (shot) 900 00:48:10,080 --> 00:48:12,240 -Cut. You screw yourself and ask me 901 00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:14,160 what I have told you, That's what I pay you for. 902 00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:16,680 -Consuelo, sister-in-law, candidate for mayor. 903 00:48:16,720 --> 00:48:18,280 You talk to me like a dad. 904 00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:21,120 I'm just the cardinal Cristobal de la Vega. 905 00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:23,200 What have you come for? It has reached my ears 906 00:48:23,240 --> 00:48:26,160 a new information. About the Carranza academy? 907 00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:29,480 About what we had spent half our lives searching. 908 00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:32,360 -How nostalgic. What memories. When I was little, 909 00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:34,720 right there, where are my mother and my uncle, 910 00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:39,120 We started to pray: "My bed has four little corners, 911 00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:42,400 four little angels..." Balls. 912 00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:46,520 We are very innocent, mom. You have to know 913 00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:49,360 take advantage of situations and that child is an opportunity. 914 00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:51,440 Haven't you seen Esteban? Yes. 915 00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:55,520 He drools over his grandson. How will we convince the mustache? 916 00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:01,600 -Javi, I love you very much, really. 917 00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:04,640 -Me too, darling. And we will be a great family. 918 00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:07,160 -That we are not going to be. 919 00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:09,400 -Have you lost the child? 920 00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:12,000 I am happy. That there is no bastard. 921 00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:13,720 Come here, slut. 922 00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:15,880 -What do I do now? with all this love? 923 00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:18,360 -Maybe You could be a dad again. 924 00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:21,640 -Fani has come because he has a plan that can give us a lot of money 925 00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:23,240 and save us all. 926 00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:26,120 Gypsy, that's me. -What do you want? 927 00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:29,320 -I need a map of Vicálvaro of the year... 928 00:49:30,240 --> 00:49:32,120 1945. 929 00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:34,400 I'll stick it in your ass. Focus, damn it. 930 00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:37,560 If you come, your husband comes, which is like a silly little dog. 931 00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:39,040 I'm here. Already. 932 00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:40,800 -What do you need from us? 933 00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:43,040 -Let's see... 934 00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:46,480 -This looks like Venezuela. 935 00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:48,560 -I... To the fucking street. 936 00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:53,240 -Come on, not even the mother from "The Sopranos." 937 00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:56,000 I never go against it! -Come on, let me see it. 938 00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:57,920 Well I'm leaving. You are going too far. 939 00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:00,160 You're a fucking coward. Am I a coward? 940 00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:03,080 Tock, tock, tock, tock! Fuck! Aaah!